16 November 2006
10:50 AM
guess whooooojdsakldjasodjopasd
(says vivek)
xiumz:
welcome to "
JOKER SUPERSTAR!!" today we have 4 losers. let's hear what they have to say..
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what did the chair say to the table?
-nothing, chairs can't talk.
what did the table reply?
-nothing, tables can't talk either.
-yfnh =)
(your friendly neighbourhood
hyqel)
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xiumz says:
two men walking out of an exam hall after an english test:
man A: how did you find the test?
man B: it was fine. .. only one question.
man A: which one?
man B: i juz couldn't find the past tense of think.
man A: so?
man B: so i thought and thought and i thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought
...and i put "thunk".
(insert laughter)
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[an interlude]
HELLO chermaine!!
hello hello im getting very bored over here. play something nice for me to hear! ((:
okay rubbish rubbish.
signing off,
your BEST friend
tania- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
sneha is very funny.
here's a joke, in case you don't believe it.
q: why did the golfer have to wear two pairs of underwear?
a: in case he got a hole in one!
haha! (better than hyqel).
whooooooooxxzzxzxxzzxzxxzxzx
love
sneha
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vivek says.
There's an adult bull and a baby bull racing in parallel lines.
Adult bull is faster than the baby bull.
How fast is the adultbull?
Answer: Faster than a speeding bullette.
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and we have come to the end of the "
JOKER SUPERSTAR". thank you for your attention. and hope you aren't smashing the computer already.
see you next time!
remember to call 1900 DAM DUMB to vote for hyqel's joke.
and 1900 BIG NOSE to vote for vivek's. (says sneha)
and 1900 MOS KITO to vote for sneha's.
and 1900 XIU MEAN to vote for xiumz'.
author of blog says:
jazz is never boring..
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